Friday, February 27, 2004

My good friend Celt aka GorillaTheater aka Ican'tMakeBabiesFastEnough, is coming to visit. I normally only have drunken naked jacuzzi parties on Fri. and Sat. nights, but this is a special occasion. I just hope the dwarves are up for 3 nights in a row. Which reminds me I got to get a black one for Celt. Also we are supposed to me euwe at Hooters for beers, wait till he sees the little trick we have planned for him. The little chess-playing troglodyte.

Friday, February 20, 2004

Uh-oh, trouble is in the air. Rogue's old flame, Satan, aka The General, aka Dr. Uberkrak, aka berg, has returned. Will she abandon MD and go running to his sadistic arms? Will she stay with MD and have yearning in her heart for her former love? These are tumultuous times for the Harley riding Waffle House waitress.

Saturday, February 14, 2004

Damm, it's snowing here. At this temperature it's too cold to fire up the jacuzzi because it will beak if I do. It's a good thing that 55 gallon drums of Mazzola don't go bad. Oh well, I guess we'll just have to have the party inside tonight. I wonder how many dwarves you can fit in a jacuzzi tub?

My friends MD and Rogue are having problems with their relationship. She should really get over it. I mean what if he did have a bovine fling? What about that video I saw of her and the donkey down in Mexico. Both were back in their wilder, crazier, younger days. Maybe if I have a really special party and invite them, get a donkey and a cow, they could both see in person that it's not really that big a deal.

Wednesday, February 11, 2004

What can I say, just the usual boring day. You know the type, drag a few niggers behind your truck, order your limo driver to run over homeless democrats, buy a few 12 yr old phillipino girls thru the black market, cash in a couple million dollars worth of stock. I need to get a life.

Tuesday, February 10, 2004

Fuckoff U!